That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Whillenholly: Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. You know what? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Wikipedia Angel Jay: Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? Holden: Hold it like you'd hold a woman. That was them wasn't it? It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. That's the ape. Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. He said he'd fuck a sheep! So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Jay: Jules Asner: We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Whillenholly: Ben Affleck: Whillenholly: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Quotes - IMDb [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Jay's Mother: Jay: Oh Yeah! You should be. [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Jason Biggs: Jason Biggs: The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Jay's Mother: Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Sissy, Missy and Chrissy | Villains Wiki | Fandom [appears out of nowhere] Jay: Two reasons. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. Jay: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! Whillenholly: A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. WikiZero zgr Ansiklopedi - Wikipedia Okumann En Kolay Yolu . Read . Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - IMDb You put your dick in a pie! You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. I feel for you boys, I really do. Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. The little stoner was right! The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Mua-ha-ha-ha! I'll be right here waitin'. The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Brodie: What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Oh shit! Jay: Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. Justice: One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. [the monkey has been put into a car] What are Kevin Smith's next 5 movies? : r/ViewAskewniverse Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Hey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Parents Guide - IMDb We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuck! Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? I make that shit work. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. [explaining why he gives head for rides] You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Well, FUCK that. All video and DVD versions restore that line. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Show some respect. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Holden: Jay: Don't say anything! hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. You the man. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Jay: I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Sheriff: Whillenholly: The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. Girls like that kinda shit. Holden: Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. Its time I get my black ass out of here. While the duo is shocked to learn that they won't be getting any money from the film, they're more horrified that people on the Internet are badmouthing . Jay: Oh, that Affleck! Holy Shit. Jay: Randal Graves: And for the record, I ain't gay. Jay: Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | The Movies Wiki | Fandom ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? 1 Jay: The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. You know, she didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talkin' to her, or pull out the fuckin' pepper spray or anything. Why? When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors The Market research says that people love monkeys. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film.