Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Yep! You cannot DEFEAT me! I can work with mistrust. Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. The events of Neo's dream unfold. I'm baaaaa-ack! Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. The Longest Story in The World : African Folk Tales : Fable : Animals There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! Now, wasn't that entertainment. Humor the crazy person, okay? Work. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. Until thenI have absolutly no imaginary money. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. YeahI knowpathetic. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". Is it possible to make less sense? You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. I think. . An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. That made him happy. May your day be shiney! Wellany wayseeya! That's right, a sword! Is this getting confusing to you? Even though air is light, that much air adds up. Obviously not. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. SEEYA! It's not fair. This is just way too much of a change at once. Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. If you're asleep, the fire will wake you. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. This is chaos. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. WHAT!? But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. thank you always. What must I do to rise above obscurity? That makes complete and total sense! I'm glad you're not just in my life but that you're my better half. My mother visited relatives. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. I'm going. The sentence below was found in a legal contract, and was until recently the longest sentence we had seen in an official document. But true. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. Ain't it nifty? *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. At least it fills up my word quota for the day. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. Good for it. I only signed up for a semester. I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. We never spam. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) Say it. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. A lot has happened. You know? You say I'm really just talking to myself? Since there are many opportunities to communicate with customers and colleagues using e-mail, mastering how to write reply e-mails, subject line expressions, and how to use example sentences is one of the essential skills. I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! I accidently cut it with scizzors. Obviously, you know this. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. Since all that nifty air isn't pressin' on you, your guts and stuff are free to go wherever they want, and the EVIL little things decide to roam around. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? Bye! These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. *yawn* I'm back. On video games. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. There is a world where you are a faerie. 4 min ago Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? Pikachu! The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! How absurd. Hey, by the way. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Hey, I'm once again: back. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. I don't think there actually are any. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. There ARE aliens. And most people don't even come here. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. Oooo! I'm tired. Did I mention that, yet. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! Yes, that's right. Or maybe not. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. "[4], Last edited on 15 February 2023, at 20:26, An Accommodating Advertisement and an Awkward Accident, "Toward a Connectionist Model of Recursion in Human Linguistic Performance", Quartz: "One of this years Booker Prize nominees is just a 1,000-page-long sentence" 26 July, 2019, "For Passover, wacky Haggadahs feature zombies, Mrs. Maisel, President Trump, more", "This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published", "Review: This Book Is The Longest Sentence Ever Written And Then Published by Dave Cowen", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Longest_English_sentence&oldid=1139572984, This page was last edited on 15 February 2023, at 20:26. Oh. I should make bumber stickers saying that. It does all my Math for me. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. See, very weird. The answer is still infinity. Seeya. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. I know where you are right now! Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. My answer is simple. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. I swear. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. I must really be desperate for something to do. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. Creepy. Yea*waits for applause* okay! I mean, come on! It just sounded very professional to say it. No? I hate irony. OkayI'm back. How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth.